by magoonigal » Sun Dec 28, 2014 7:41 pm
OUR FOREMEN.
I’ve met some foremen in my time
I’ve seen them fall, I’ve watched them climb
I’ve watched them play their power games
And chuckled at their strange nicknames.
There’s one who never leaves the job
Rejoices in the name of ‘Blob’
There’s ‘Bootsy’, ‘Noddy’,’Hoot’ and ‘Bull’
And one they call the ‘Galloping Skull’.
With torch and chalk along each seam
The ‘Flying Saucer’ leads his team
And clustered round each longy butt
The ‘Seekers’ search for undercut.
Your cup of joy will reach the brim
If you should work for ‘Oily Jim’
For though some say he is a cad
He calls each welder ‘Bonnie Lad’.
There’s one who’s never off your back
His name of course is ‘Haversack’
There’s plenty more, just let me think
Oh yes there’s one called ‘Panther Pink’.
A little further down the Tyne
There’s one called ‘PC 49’
And helping him to run the joint
Another one called ‘Diamond Point’.
Wallsend Dock have ‘Knotty Neck’
And ‘Broken Bracket’ rules the deck
Across the river they have got
A character called ‘Jelly Tot’.
There’s one thy call ‘Four Mile Smile’
He keeps them laughing all the while
That order book and pencil keeper
You’ve heard about is called the ‘Leaper’.
In Smith’s of course they have the ‘Lung’.
The biggest villain yet unhung
And like a ‘Baddie’ on the telly
A bigger one’s called ‘Fender Belly’.
At Walker Naval Yard each day
The ‘Concorde’ swoops upon is prey
And welders flee from ‘Whacky Jack’
And wish they had ‘Old Trashy’ back
My list, of course, is not complete
There’s other names I daren’t repeat
And none of them would miss a chance
To lead us all a merry dance.
Before I put my pen away
To every foreman I will say
No matter what you say or do
The lads will stick a name on you.
Paul Hood. + WSS Tyneside Branch Hon Sec.